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lol!

Especially funny for me and rainpuddle13:

A little boy ran away from home and a police officer saw him and said "Hey little boy, what are you doing?" The little boy replied "I'm running away from home." The cop asked him "Why are you doing that?" The little boy replied "Because my dad beats me." The cop says "Oh, well get in the car and I will take you to your mother's." And the little boy says "No, no! She beats me too!" The cop says "Do you have an uncle?" "Yes but he beats me too", replied the little boy. And the cop says "Get in the car and I'll take you to your grandmother's then." The little boy says "No, no, no! My grandmother beats me also."

The cop says "Well little boy, is there anywhere I can take you where nobody will beat you?" And the little boy says "Take me to live with Dale Earnhardt Jr. because he can't beat anybody."

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rainpuddle13
Apr. 3rd, 2006 07:32 pm (UTC)
I know that's right!
gilathief
Apr. 3rd, 2006 08:31 pm (UTC)
*snort* there is a tornado watch today... *eep*

*doesn't like bad storms*
petite_tadpole
Apr. 3rd, 2006 07:45 pm (UTC)
LOL!!
gilathief
Apr. 3rd, 2006 08:32 pm (UTC)
Funny!

BTW I haven't forgotten your journal stuff, I have just been insanely busy. One day this week I will try to sit down and put some time into it.
petite_tadpole
Apr. 4th, 2006 12:06 am (UTC)
It's okay! I know you've been having a rough time. Take all the time you need :)
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