June 7th, 2004

Why Me? Penguin

Would have updated before now

but I had some internet complications this weekend. I think my computer had become infected with a bug of some sort... anyhow, it seems better now.

I have a new list for everyone:
20 Ways you Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"

7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't Use Any Punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go,"

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

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Gacked from slammerkinbabe, Whee
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Why Me? Penguin

Yeah this is accurate... (LOL - NOT!)

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General Comment about my journal:
I try to lj cut specific religous, political, and cultural views. Just because things are important to me and I wish to write about them in my journal doesn't mean you should have to read them right? So anyway, anyone who peeks behind such a cut is free to agree/disagree respectfully etc. but just FYI don't bitch at me if you don't like what I have said. Just a general warning... I'm -- uh -- polarizing I suppose. Who knew?