Number of cups of coffee utilized to stay semi-awake today: 13, including an espresso
Number of pages written between 6:05pm and 6:58pm: 5
Number of times I cursed my procrastination during that time: 458,237
Number of those that included some variation of the word "fuck": 332,689
Number of people in my class who think I am a loon: 32, 33 if you count the professor...
Number of times I plan on doing this again: 0
Number of times I actually will do this again: (How does one make the infinity sign on a computer?) ∞ (Thanks chasmofmyself