Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.
In July, I rescued sleepless_icons from being sacrificed (-200 points). In February, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon lyrakristine (65 points). In December, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In August, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In September, I fed jennymalfoy to a Shoggoth (250 points). In March, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points).
In short, I have been very good (230 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.
Your humble and obedient servant, gilathief
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