Gilathief (gilathief) wrote,
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lol!

Especially funny for me and rainpuddle13:

A little boy ran away from home and a police officer saw him and said "Hey little boy, what are you doing?" The little boy replied "I'm running away from home." The cop asked him "Why are you doing that?" The little boy replied "Because my dad beats me." The cop says "Oh, well get in the car and I will take you to your mother's." And the little boy says "No, no! She beats me too!" The cop says "Do you have an uncle?" "Yes but he beats me too", replied the little boy. And the cop says "Get in the car and I'll take you to your grandmother's then." The little boy says "No, no, no! My grandmother beats me also."

The cop says "Well little boy, is there anywhere I can take you where nobody will beat you?" And the little boy says "Take me to live with Dale Earnhardt Jr. because he can't beat anybody."
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