Here is the result of your English Major Purity Test.
You answered "yes" to 223 of 370 questions, making you 39.7% English-major pure (60.3% English-major corrupt); that is, you are 39.7% pure in the English-major domain (your English-majorness is 60.3%).
According to the scoring guide, your English-major experience level is: You are extremely English major corrupt! Do you get turned on by Milton? Just admit it.

Take it if you dare!